sing me something pretty

ms_amandajones @ 2006-08-31T13:13:00

2006-08-31T17:16:03Z

you were always half crazy, now look at you baby,
make about as much sense as a nursery rhyme.
love is a piano dropped from a four story window
and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
i don't like your girlfriend, yeah i blame her.
never seen one of your lovers do you so much harm.
i loved you first and you know i would prefer
if she didn't empty her syringes into your arm.
here comes little naked me padding up to the bathroom door
to find little naked you slumped on the bathroom floor,
so i guess i'll just stand here with my back against the wall
while you distill your whole life down to a 911 call.

fuckkk youuuu.
and that's all i have to say about that.

ms_amandajones @ 2006-07-24T13:31:00

2006-07-24T17:42:06Z

Last night I drank Scotch/Whiskey with Mark, Austin, Michelle & company

I gave $10 to Austin for daring him to eat a moth.
He drenched it in Scotch/Whiskey.

Austin & Mark getting ready to do it.

& I got sloppy-seconds.

4th of July fun

2006-07-14T00:31:45Z

Summer secrets keep me breathing
My old routine stopped repeating
And I'll never forget anything
That happened today
The days go by but we don't change

hello undies!

i love them ♥

ms_amandajones @ 2006-06-24T12:39:00

2006-06-24T16:43:12Z

I don't really use livejournal anymore.
So add me on myspace.

myspace: who_amandajones

ms_amandajones @ 2006-04-10T18:47:00

2006-04-10T23:55:42Z

JMU visit
=

Diandra passed out after the drive.

Chris practices the art of bush-diving.

JMU SKUNK.

Diandra & me on J.Maddy.

Me & Chris.

Chris, me, and Diandra.

Diandra's drunk roaming.

uhmm.. what?

accidental extreme close-up.

Chris, me, and Diandra.

Me and Diandra had an awesome bottle-throwing contest.

Diandra lost big time. haha jk.

Diandra decided to spit.

but her spit, unfortunately, landed in her nose.

before the raping...

during the raping...

after the raping.

Diandra found her next victim.

hahahaa

Diandra & me.

Hayley & Alyn

Me, Hayley, Alyn, and Diandra

plus Kim.

more of Diandra's drunk roaming.

Diandra and Hayley love eachother.

Hayley y yo.

Me & D

Diandra giving me kissy faces on the window.

drinking...

Phil, Alyn, and Hayley

Hayley & me

MMM.. booby.

One of my eyes is closed..

Don't know who that kid is.

Random kid & Alyn

Alyn and more random kids.

Alyn & me

Kim, me, and Hayley

Hayley & Kim

drunk busss

♥
the end.

ms_amandajones @ 2006-03-27T14:27:00

2006-03-27T20:46:33Z

Pictures from random shit & MY BIRTHDAY.
Call me George Foreman cuz I'm sellin everybody

Ryan & me

Hahaha.. so sexual

Ryan, me, and Trevor

Joey, Tim, and Ryan

Ryan loves men & the captain

Blunt-off 2006

Diandra made me this lovely beer hat for my birthday

Ethan, Chris, Joey, and Seth

Me & Diandra making babies

yyyyeah.

Ryan pudged up during break, hahaha

I only wish I could provide a caption for this one..

Holly, me, and Danny

and again

weeee

fuck the dealer

bustin a move

me & Danny

and again

Chris, Danny, Geer, and Holly

x2

x3

Joey, Trevor, Ryan, and Seth on the beer pong table

Ryan and Seth apparently dominated

The Clit Commander & me

Chris & me

Danny & me

Trevor & me

sweet party, mannn

me (sort of) & Chris

Trevor & me

Joe, Holly, and me

Chris, Geer, Dan

Holly & me

Danny, Holly, Joe, and me

and again

Holly & me

squeezing the life out of Holly

THE END
♥

ms_amandajones @ 2006-03-09T14:18:00

2006-03-09T19:25:43Z

B-ville crew came up to Towson
for quarter beers at Casa Mia's.

I got kicked out, threw up twice,
..and threw up again this morning.

♥

ms_amandajones @ 2006-03-04T14:57:00

2006-03-05T20:07:37Z

pictures from this week

thumbs up for beer pong

PDA

PDA x2

Ryan as a dirty Mexican

dirty Mexican & me

he said he was 6'7"...

he wasn't lying.
♥

ms_amandajones @ 2006-03-02T14:18:00

2006-03-02T19:21:57Z

Last week @ Mia's

♥

ms_amandajones @ 2006-03-01T20:27:00

2006-03-02T01:31:22Z

Holly, Diandra, and Evan came to visit @ Towson
ps- i got lazy and copied them from myspace

[19 Feb 2006 | Sunday]

1:17 PM - pictures02

Party @ Trevor's til 6 in the AM
(too many pics for captions)

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L7 weenie!

haha, ohh what a boost! i look so retarded in like, most of those pictures.. but i mean, what the fuck ever man! i'm gonna have to steal a rack of these later.. and amanda.. you going down on me - well.. let's do it again sometime, haha.

Posted by L7 weenie! on [19 Feb 2006 | Sunday] at 6:47 PM
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chipmunk cheeks ™

hahahaha. i love the one with you, diandra, trevor and his gf and it looks like, while they might be holding some kind of intelligent conversation, youre in the background jamming to the ipod. hahaha.

oh, and anytime you want. hahaha, what a gross smiley. holy shit.. your smiley rotates. what the fuck?

Posted by chipmunk cheeks ™ on [19 Feb 2006 | Sunday] at 6:58 PM
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sweet simplicity <3

i love em i love em all!!! this was such an awesome night in towson miss amanda jones!! and i love hanging out with you and your crazy ass friends! hahaha... can you say drunk pictures! we totally filled up your memory stick and ill be honest i dont remember half of these pics!

love you!

Posted by sweet simplicity <3 on [20 Feb 2006 | Monday] at 4:03 PM
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L7 weenie!

haha, yeahh i thought the smilie looked pretty tripy.. your's was gross, sorta like a perverted old bert or ernie, haha.. trying to saduse a poor lil eight year old, haha.. but omg.. i look RETARDED in that picture.. haha, evan's pant leg is wet.. and you look like your enjoying diandra ontop of you in that one pic.. gosh, diandra was just ontop of everyone that night! haha, much looove! ha, i couldn't pick between the two..

Posted by L7 weenie! on [20 Feb 2006 | Monday] at 6:09 PM
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ms_amandajones @ 2006-02-25T11:13:00

2006-02-25T16:34:44Z

So last night didn't go quite as planned. Diandra was the only one to come out and visit when we were expecting a whole bunch of people. We went to Casa Mia's and started off drinking with a shot of SoCo & lime. Then we got about 2 pitchers of beer between the three of us. Thennn Joey and Diandra got us a few Undercurrents. And thennn Diandra got us these really yummy blue drinks that had no name because the bartender was actually trying to make an undercurrent but didn't know how. So basically we were fucked up. Finally, we got up to dance and some guy hooked around Diandra's arm while I was dancing with her. He seemed to not even notice.. so my drunkass laughed so hard that I fell over on the crowded dance floor. It wouldn't have been a big deal to me until Joey was like, "Amanda you need to chill." At this point on, I was too embarassed to dance.. and it kind of ruined my drunk. So we left about a half an hour later and passed out REALLY fast while Diandra layed in the hallway and made her drunk phonecalls. haha.

I woke up this morning next to Diandra because Joey had gone to his saturday class. I turned on the computer screen and it said,

Amanda, put on the earphones and
hit play in windows media

So I did. And the song was so cute. It went something like..

"home is where our hearts are
though cliche it seems,
i want you,
not the next best thing...
because you will be my music
and i will be your dreams
even though we have nothing
it is not what it seems
i will keep you safe
and you will make me smile
even thought we disagree
thank god it's only for a while
because you will be my music
and i will be your dreams.."

It was fucking cute as shit & I wanted to brag. ♥

ms_amandajones @ 2006-02-18T19:57:00

2006-02-19T01:01:41Z

nathaniel & me

x2

joey & me @ casa mia's

peace outttt

ms_amandajones @ 2006-02-12T18:27:00

2006-02-12T23:45:15Z

pictures from a party in college park & my first weeks back at TU.

diandra & me

diandra & holly picking the lock

me & holly

diandra & me

people

when i fell, i decided to take a picture of where i was supposed to be

Dema & Ryan

Tim & Joey

James & me (don't make fun- i had no makeup on)

don't fuck with Taylor

Tim & Joey x2

Seriously.. don't fuck with Taylor

Joey & me

Hahahaha

Our snowman

drinking a bottle of E&J

look at the size of that dick!

Joey & Taylor play-fighting

party in the bathroom

Joey masters the art of shower-boarding

Taylor, James, and Will

so Josh got drunk..

♥ leave me lovin.

ms_amandajones @ 2006-02-08T14:19:00

2006-02-08T19:21:17Z

And if you were with me tonight,
I'd sing to you just one more time.
A song for a heart so big,
God wouldn't let it live.

May angels lead you in..

RIP Grandma ♥

"See you in Valhalla"

ms_amandajones @ 2006-01-29T01:29:00

2006-01-29T07:29:35Z

being sober is fun

Kenny playing dead..

Nah, he's just really drunk.

Licking drunk people is fun I guess?

Holly smooshed my face.

Awwwww.

LOOK! SHE'S SHORTER THAN ME BY 1.5 INCHES! = no short jokes for Amanda tonight!

Short girl & D.

This picture was supposed to be of them carrying Kenny's drunkass to the car.
Instead, you get Matt.

The shorties & Zarba

The enddd.

ms_amandajones @ 2006-01-27T11:38:00

2006-01-27T16:57:04Z

Weekend in NYC with mom & Evan

First picture in NYC =)

View down the street

Evan & me

in the hotel bathroom, haha

divine bar

Evan & me at Iguana

x2

hahaha

stunt performers in front of the met

volunteers

get ready..

get set..

Goooo.

mmm naked boy statues @ the met

pretty fountain

garden of statues

Egyptian exhibit

Evan on train

mom & me on train

basketball & playground fun

we love eachother

the boys

dinosaurs are REALLY hard to draw!

ms_amandajones @ 2006-01-19T02:51:00

2006-01-19T08:48:34Z

a few more pictures from beach week..

class of 2005 whhhat

me&nicole are soo sexual

me, tucker and jacopo.. passed out

damnnn.. somebody blew up our spot..

ms_amandajones @ 2006-01-17T00:06:00

2006-01-17T06:24:13Z

first, we went to the baltimore aquarium..

it wouldn't turn around..

DOLPHIN SHOW

AHHH!

then we went back to Joey's to celebrate his 19th birthday..

sausagefest

Diandra's eyes are (once again) shut..

Birthday boyyy

my bebe's.

& i just like taking pictures..

ms_amandajones @ 2006-01-05T23:02:00

2006-01-06T05:02:13Z

Pictures from today..

Hayley can't open her eyes

x2

So clooooose..

SUCCESS!

Mike apparently thinks this is ESPN poker.

Oh, Matthew..

Goon.

Awww.

Joey got bored so he blew up a beanie baby in the kitchen..

CHEESSSE.

ms_amandajones @ 2006-01-03T22:00:00

2006-01-04T03:53:24Z

I got a camera for Christmas..
But I haven't been using it much.

PDA

Awkward..

Diandra and me have been chillin a lot lately

especially when we're drunk..

Kenneth & me

Leavvve meee alonnne

Toby's crew: me, Brian, Diandra, Leanna

OKAYYYYY

ms_amandajones @ 2005-12-16T14:38:00

2005-12-16T20:32:43Z

I went back to Towson for the weekend before winter break.
Here's what happened..

hi.

Taylor

Roxy & bitch

James

Joey.. whoa.

my hair is all over him

favorites

Benny P

Dema

Demax2

ms_amandajones @ 2005-12-13T13:05:00

2005-12-13T18:00:30Z

Whatsupppp?
I'm home from college..
With lots of pictures

you stink

merry christmasss

x2

pics from this week at college-->

joey & me

James got drunk and dropkicked the TP dispenser =(

we made brownies.. the special kind.

all gone.

Joey with an energy drink and his balloon.

Joey's mouth.

bathroom poem-wars-->

by Will

by yours truly

by Will

ms_amandajones @ 2005-11-01T19:52:00

2005-11-02T01:49:43Z

more halloween pics

Another night of drinking in Newell..

Cheers

Ryan

Joey

Craig

Ryan & Me

ms_amandajones @ 2005-10-30T17:23:00

2005-10-30T23:27:25Z

Halloween Party @ Coby's.

Me & Nicole

Joey & Me

the boys: joey (aka josephine), garth, and james (aka black boy)

josephine & me.

waiting for holly.

still waiting for holly..

hope you enjoyed.
more will probably come later..
<3

ms_amandajones @ 2005-10-13T10:42:00

2005-10-13T14:43:00Z

Define B-VILLE GIRLS.